Me: ... okay, let's make a bet.
Him: Alright, what are we betting?
Me: If I win, I get an entire Saturday off this month.
Him: What's that mean? The whole day off?
Me: Yes, you change all the diapers. Put him down and get him up from his naps. Feed him all his meals and give him a bath.
Him: I do everything?
Him: Well, what if I win?
Me: Then I'll give you the day off.
Him: But I always have the day off.
In the end, regardless of how this bet turns out, I'm pretty sure I won something, albeit just a little more awareness.